Comprehensive Guide for Application of Taiwanese Citizenship

To the best of my knowledge, this is the procedure to date.

Application for Taiwanese Naturalization

If you want to become a citizen of Taiwan (R.O.C.), this is the process you will need to go through, regardless of nationality. However, they may be some quirks in the process from the side of the country you are a national of before starting and during this application process.

Some things I should clarify before getting into the actual naturalization process.

Residence in Taiwan
Foreigners in Taiwan have residence in the form of an Alien Residence Card (ARC), Permanent Alien Residence Card (PARC, sometimes called an APRC) or a Joining Family Residence Visa (JFRV). The ARC is the most common and is applied for by an employer along with a work permit allowing a foreigner to legally work and live in Taiwan for the length of the ARC’s validity. Commonly, the ARC needs to be renewed each year. Generally speaking, after five years on an ARC a foreigner can apply for an APRC. The APRC is much like the ARC, except that you now have permanent residence in Taiwan, open work rights and no longer need a work permit. Anyone married to a Taiwanese citizen can apply for a JFRV at any time. A JFRV is fairly similar to an APRC regarding work rights, but become null and void in the event of a divorce or the death of the Taiwanese spouse.

Taiwanese Citizenship
To be a citizen of Taiwan means that you have an actual ROC ID card. As an ROC citizen you obviously have all the rights and obligations of any other Taiwanese citizen, without it being dependent on a job or your relationship status. As good as this sounds, it is not a decision to be taken lightly as it comes with a few and especially one rather big sacrifice, depending on your perspective. The main obstacle for many foreigners in Taiwan in applying for and getting Taiwanese citizenship is that at the beginning of the process you are required to renounce your original citizenship before you can continue with the application process. Each country has different laws on this, and before even considering this move you should check with your respective government what their requirements and laws are regarding dual nationality and renunciation of citizenship (and especially resumption of citizenship, should you wish to do so one day). Applying for Taiwanese citizenship is not the best option for many people, and in most cases an APRC or even a JFRV would suffice.

Application of Taiwanese Citizenship
To get Taiwan citizenship, you need to go to your District Office (Qū Gōng Suǒ 區公所) and find the Household Registration Office (HHRO - Hù Zhèng Shìwùsuǒ 戶政事務所). They will give you a list of things you need (written in Chinese). The requirements may vary, but this mostly depends on how your country handles things like renunciations etc. The Ministry of the Interior only recognizes two classes of individuals who are applying for naturalization.

1. Individuals married to Taiwanese nationals (JFRV).
2. Individuals NOT married to Taiwanese nationals (ARC/APRC).

In both cases the following links may prove helpful:
1. Nationality Act - http://law.moj.gov.tw/Eng/news/news_detail.aspx?id=2390
2. Enforcement Rules of the Nationality Act - http://law.moj.gov.tw/Eng/news/news_detail.aspx?id=1277
3. flowchart for the application for naturalization in marriages between foreign nationals and ROC citizens and household registration - http://www.immigration.gov.tw/public/At ... 742111.pdf
Mandarin - http://www.taipei.gov.tw/public/Attachm ... 461537.pdf
4. This one is also useful - http://www.ychbo.gov.tw/EN/en-304014.html

The flowchart will be given to you by the HHRO in a booklet guide and will contain an English one, a Mandarin one (you should always reference the Mandarin one, as it is more correct and the one that the use exclusively for everything - the English one should only serve as a guide to understand the Mandarin one if your Chinese reading comprehension isn't that good) and several other language ones like Thai etc. You will use this flowchart often. It will, along with the helpful ladies at the HHRO, become your best friend and ally throughout the entire procedure.

There are technically nine steps involved in applying for Taiwanese Citizenship (ARC/APRC holders do steps 4 - 9):
1. Marriage Registration 結婚登記 jié​hūn​ dēng​jì​ (needed to apply for a JFRV)
2. Application for Residence Visa 申請居留簽證 shēn​qǐng​ jū​liú​ qiān​zhèng​ (Application for JFRV)
3. Apply for Alien Residence Certificate 申請外僑居留證 shēn​qǐng​ wài​qiáo​ jū​liú​zhèng​ (The JFRV card itself)
4. Application for Naturalization Candidature Certificate 申請準歸化中華民國國籍證明 shēn​qǐng zhǔn​ guī​huà​ Zhōng​huá​ Mín​guó​ guó​jí​ zhèng​míng​
5. Renunciation of original nationality 申請喪失原屬國國籍 shēn​qǐng sàng​shī​ yuán​ shǔ​guó​ guó​jí​
6. Appliction for Naturalization 申請歸化國籍 shēn​qǐng​ guī​huà​ guó​jí​
7. Application for Taiwanese Residence Certificate (TARC) 申請台灣地區居留證 shēn​qǐng​ Tái​wān​ dì​qū​ jū​liú​zhèng​
8. Application for Taiwanese Registered Permanent Residency Certificate. 申請台灣定居證 shēn​qǐng​ Tái​wān​ dìng​jū​ zhèng​
9. Application for Household Registration anf ID Card 申請戶籍登記及請領國民身分證 shēn​qǐng​ hù​jí​ dēng​jì​ jí​ qǐng​ lǐng​ guó​mín​ shēn​fèn​zhèng​

1. Individuals married to Taiwanese nationals (JFRV).

JFRV Holders
If you already have a JFRV, then you are set and ready to start your application process. However, if you are married and for some reason opted to stay on an ARC or rather applied for an APRC instead of a JFRV, then you would need to do the following if you wish to take the relatively easier route of applying on a JFRV (remember, your length of time on your JFRV is irrelevant, only the actual time you have been married, i.e. 3 years).

Step 1: Marriage Registration 結婚登記 jié​hūn​ dēng​jì​ (needed to apply for a JFRV)

Applications are to be done at your wife's household registration office.

Applicants married in the ROC:
1. Wedding certificate
2. Identification Cards of foreign spouses and marital status certificates with Chinese translation and certified (inspected) by R.O.C. foreign missions
3. household registration
4. R.O.C. Identification Cards and seals

Applicants who got married abroad:
1. Wedding certificates with Chinese translation and certified (inspected) by R.O.C. foreign missions
2. Household registration
3. R.O.C. Identity Cards and seals
4. Identity Cards of foreign spouses
5. If the foreign spouses are unable to return to the R.O.C. with their R.O.C. spouses, the foreign spouse is to submit his/ her Chinese name declaration certified by R.O.C. foreign missions.

You take these documents to the HHRO and register the marriage. If you already have a JFRV, this step has obviously already been completed.
The next step is applying for your JFRV (in the case of married folks who don't have a JFRV yet, or who are still on an ARC/APRC).

Step 2: Application for Residence Visa 申請居留簽證 shēn​qǐng​ jū​liú​ qiān​zhèng​ (Application for JFRV)

If the applicant is not in Taiwan, the application is to be submitted an R.O.C. overseas mission.
If the applicant is in Taiwan, the application is to be be submitted with the Bureau of Consular Affairs at the MOFA.

1. One set of the original household registration issued in the recent three months (with marriage registration certificate and the name of the spouse in its original/ foreign language).
2. Marriage registration certificate issued by the applicant’s government (marriage certificate for countries without marriage registration system, i.e. if you were married in Taiwan you will have to register your marriage in your home country first!).
3. A criminal record clearance/FBI report from your home country.
4. Qualified health examination certificate issued by the hospitals appointed by Department of Health or foreign qualified hospitals in the recent three months.
5. Passport (with validity for more than six months).
6. Two 2-inch photographs taken in the recent six months.

Please note: Documents issued abroad have to be first certified (inspected) by R.O.C. foreign missions accompanied by Chinese translations (certified by the relevant district court). I also had to get them apostilled by the department of foreign affairs in my country of origin and certified by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MOFA) in Taiwan.
Applicants who are in Taiwan on visitor visas shall leave Taiwan should their visas expire. They are not to apply for residence certificates.

Step 3: Apply for Alien Residence Certificate 申請外僑居留證 shēn​qǐng​ wài​qiáo​ jū​liú​zhèng​ (The JFRV card itself)

Within 7-10 working days the Residence Visa should arrive. Take the relevant document along with the following to your local National Immigration Office (NIA).

1. One set of “Application for Residence Certificate for Foreign Nationals” is to be completed and submitted with two 1-inch photographs.
2. Passport and residence visa is to be submitted for inspection.
3. Application for residence visa stating reasons such as completion of household registration for marriage registration and certified documents is to be enclosed (Basically the documents you used in step 2 above, but I didn't need them a second time as the HHRO forwarded them - I asked them during step 2 if I could keep them and they said it isn't necessary. I advise checking with your HHRO during the application process during step 2 on this, but basically all I needed for step 3 was the application form, my passport, the residence visa I had just received and the application fee described below.).
4. Payment of residence certificate fee (NT$1,000, NT$2,000 and NT$3,000 for one-year, two-year and three-year periods respectively).

Within in 7-10 working days you will be contacted to go and pick up your JFRV. It looks the same as the ARC/APRC, except that Reason for Residence has marriage next to it, and your address is your HHR address and not your work address.

Step four onwards is the same for foreigners married to Taiwanese nationals and foreigners who are single or married to another foreign national. From step four onwards, please refer to the next section.

2. Individuals NOT married to Taiwanese nationals (ARC/APRC).

APRC/ARC Holders
Before starting the application process you will need to be in possession of an APRC or an ARC. If you do not have an APRC you will have to go through almost exactly the same process as applying for an APRC, and if you have an APRC, you should already be familiar with this process to some extent, and it may look fairly similar. But that’s where the APRC/ARC and JFRV application process streams basically converge. So before that, whether you are on an APRC or an ARC, before you can consider applying you will need the following to qualify:
1. Five years of legal residence on an APRC or ARC, with no unbroken periods in that five year period. It is important to note that if you changed your visa from an ARC to an APRC or went from a student visa to an ARC or an APRC you start from zero and need to start counting your five year stay from the date of issue of your latest visa type, be that an ARC or an APRC. A JFRV holder is exempt and merely needs 3 years legal residence.
2. You will need to prove tax statements of the last year showing that you earned twice the minimum monthly salary in Taiwan. The “Basic Wage" is currently set at NT$19,047.

Step 4: Application for Naturalization Candidature Certificate 申請準歸化中華民國國籍證明 shēn​qǐng zhǔn​ guī​huà​ Zhōng​huá​ Mín​guó​ guó​jí​ zhèng​míng​

Applications are submitted at your HHRO.

1. Application for “Certificate of ROC Naturalization Candidature” (including two photographs).
2. Legal and valid Alien Residence Certificate or Permanent Residence Certificate. (The 外僑居留證 wài​qiáo​ jū​liú​zhèng you applied for in step 3 - JFRV/ARC/APRC)
3. Alien Residence Certificate issued by municipality and county (city) government police bureaus (the length of residence should be continuous without disruption). (A 外國人居留證明書 wài​guó​rén​ jū​liú​ zhèng​míng​shū​ issued by NIA that shows your period of residence. IIRC it costs about NT$200.)
4. The arrival and departure dates of foreigners on immigration cards issued by the Immigration Office, Police Agency, Ministry of Interior. (A 外國人入出國日期證明書 wài​guó​rén​ rù​ chū​guó​ rì​qī​ zhèng​míng​shū​ - This can be applied for at NIA, but I didn't have to as the HHRO looked it up for me.)
5. Police Criminal Record Certificate issued by municipality and county (city) government police bureaus during the foreigners’ stay in the R.O.C. (Basically, this is applied for at the FAP. It costs NT$50 and is ready in 3 days.)
6. Certificates of sufficient property or professional skills to be self-reliant or to ensure personal sustainability (adhering to Article 7 of the Enforcement Rules of Nationality Act).
ARC/APRC holders have to submit tax forms proving they have earned more than twice the basic monthly wage. JFRV holders don't need to do this step and need to prove they can support themselves, in my case a 服務證明書 fú​wù​ zhèng​míng​shū​ from my employer was sufficient. You can ask the staff at your HHRO what the require as individual situations may vary. AFAIK, if a JFRV holder is unemployed and is supported by their spouse that is fine too, but then the spouse needs to prove financial ability by means of a 服務證明書.
7. Household registration copy with completed marriage registration (can be enquired online by household registration agency).- applicants failing to submit household registration copy shall enclose wedding certificates, identification certificates of foreign and R.O.C spouses. If you got married in the ROC (as I did), you need to add a marital status certificate (a document issued by Home Affairs, or whatever your country calls it, that states you are married, and to whom), translated into Chinese with all the relevant authentications and apostilles.
ARC/APRC holders do not need this, obviously.
8. Certificates of the basic language command and requirement of Article 3 of Standards for Identification of Basic Language Abilities and Common Sense of National Rights and Duties of Naturalized ROC Citizens. (Basically, this is either certificate proof of three semesters of Chinese Language classes at a government recognised language school, as at most universities where foreigners study Chinese, or you can take the oral or written language test at various HHR offices.)
9. Certificate fee of NT$200.

If the applicants’ countries do not require the certificate to abdicate their nationality, they do not need apply for the certificate. The certificate is issued within 7-10 working days if the applicant qualifies. Once you have the certificate in hand you will need it translated and certified and move on to the next step, renunciation.

Step 5: Renunciation of original nationality 申請喪失原屬國國籍 shēn​qǐng sàng​shī​ yuán​ shǔ​guó​ guó​jí​
This step varies greatly from country to country. Some are easy and cheap, some are expensive and difficult, and some don't allow renunciation at all. In most cases you take the Candidature Certificate (translated into English or whichever relevant language and certified as needed) to your representative office in Taiwan (or wherever you contact your government for passports or consular services while living in Taiwan) and apply for renunciation. In my case, South Africa, I went to the South African Liaison Office in Taipei anf filled in an application form with my Canditature Certificate. I was assured it would take 6 weeks to complete, but it ended up taking 42 weeks. It is advisable to contact your relevant consular office before step 4 and find out what your renunciation procedures are as they have nothing to do with Taiwan. Once you have a Renunciation Certificate (and are effectively stateless) you can proceed to the next step.

Step 6: Appliction for Naturalization 申請歸化國籍 shēn​qǐng​ guī​huà​ guó​jí​

Once you have a Renunciation Certificate you can proceed to your HHRO with the following:
1. Application for Taiwanese Naturalization (including two photographs ).
2. Stateless certificate or certificate stating the abdicating of original nationality or documents issued by foreign affairs institutes as required by the Article of Nationality Act. (Your Renunciation Certificate from your original country: Translated into Chinese and certified by the district court in Taiwan, certified by the ROC mission in your country, apostiled by the department of Foreign Affairs - South Africa, at least - verified by by MOFA.)
3. Legal and valid Alien Residence Certificate or Permanent Residence Certificate. (Your ARC/APRC/JFRV)
4. Alien Residence Certificate issued by the municipality and county (city) government police bureaus, the length of residence should be continuous without disruption. (A 外國人居留證明書 wài​guó​rén​ jū​liú​ zhèng​míng​shū​ issued by NIA that shows your period of residence. IIRC it costs about NT$200.)
5. The arrival and departure of dates of foreigners on immigration cards issued by the Immigration Office, Police Agency, Ministry of Interior (can be enquired online by household registration agency). (A 外國人入出國日期證明書 wài​guó​rén​ rù​ chū​guó​ rì​qī​ zhèng​míng​shū​ - This can be applied for at NIA, but I didn't have to as the HHRO looked it up for me.)
6. Police Criminal Record Certificate issued by municipality and county (city) government police bureaus during aliens’ stay in the R.O.C.
7. Certificates of sufficient property or professional skills to be self-reliant or to ensure personal sustainability (adhering to Article 7 of the Enforcement Rules of Nationality Act).
8. Certificates of the basic language command and requirements of Article 3 of Standards for Identification of Basic Language Abilities and Common Sense of National Rights and Duties of Naturalized ROC Citizens.
9. Household registration copy with completed marriage registration (can be enquired online by household registration agency).- applicants failing to submit household registration copy shall enclose wedding certificates, identification certificates of foreign and R.O.C spouses. Those marrying in the R.O.C. shall also enclose the marital status certificate of the foreign spouses translated into Chinese and authenticated by R.O.C. foreign missions.
10. Certificate fee of NT$1,000 (to be paid via postal money order with the Ministry of Interior as the payee).

Numbers 4, 5, 7 and 8 aren't necessary as the HHRO already has them and they were used during the previous step. Also, number 9 is obtained by the HHRO on their computers if you're married to a Taiwanese national. If you aren't it isn't required anyway.
Regular as clockwork, and as efficient as a German Brauhaus, your certificate of naturalization will be ready in 3-4 weeks (they will tell you 4-8 weeks). And on to step 7.

Step 7: Application for Taiwanese Residence Certificate (TARC) 申請台灣地區居留證 shēn​qǐng​ Tái​wān​ dì​qū​ jū​liú​zhèng​

You take your lovely certificate (And it is lovely!) to NIA with the following:
1. A Residence Application form (including one 2-inch recent colored photograph with white background).
2. Photocopy of the approval of nationality such as the approval for R.O.C. nationality table issued by the Ministry of Interior (the original will be returned after inspection), i.e. the lovely certificate you just got.
3. Certificate fee of NT$400.
4. Registered, stamped and self-addressed envelope.

Again, regular as a teenager's bowels, you will recieve a beautiful certificate in the mail with 3-4 weeks (they say 4 weeks, but it gets there super fast). This certificate states that you are now a Taiwanese national. You take this certificate back to the NIA offices where they go through a drawer and hand you your 台灣地區居留證 Tái​wān​ dì​qū​ jū​liú​zhèng (TARC). Now you have to wait a minimum of 365 days before the next step.

Step 8: Application for Taiwanese Registered Permanent Residency Certificate. 申請台灣定居證 shēn​qǐng​ Tái​wān​ dìng​jū​ zhèng​

After a year you go back to the NIA offices, where the staff at this time already know you by name and treat you like an old friend ushered ahead of other people waiting their turn.

1. A Permanent Residence Application Form (including one 2-inch colored photograph with white background taken in the recent three months).
2. TARC (Once handed in you don't get it back.)
3. Valid transient record (有效之流動人口登記聯單 yǒu​xiào​ zhī​ liú​dòng​rén​kǒu​ dēng​jì​ lián​ dān​) - Basically a transient population registration form that, if I remember correctly, the NIA staff looked up on their computers.
4. Household registration (for singles, or those married to a foreign national) or citizen Identification Card of R.O.C. spouses issued in the recent three months (if married to a Taiwanese national you can use either or).
5. Health examination certificate certified passed in the recent three months (issued by Department of Health’s appointed hospitals and in compliance with Table B of the health examination items).
6. Other relevant certificates such as photocopy of the household registration. (Which they sort out there.)
7. Registered, stamped and self-addressed envelope.
8. Certificate fee of NT$400.

In 7-10 days you will get a confirmation letter by registered mail that informs you that you may proceed with household registration and application of an ID Card. On to the final step.

Step 9: Application for Household Registration anf ID Card 申請戶籍登記及請領國民身分證 shēn​qǐng​ hù​jí​ dēng​jì​ jí​ qǐng​ lǐng​ guó​mín​ shēn​fèn​zhèng​

On receipt of your letter you may proceed to your HHRO. If you applied via the JFRV route you already have household registration and require the following:
1. Residence Certificate from the Immigration Office to inform the applicant to proceed with household registration (that you just received via registered mail).
2. Your houshold registration
3. One colour photograph.
4. NT$50

Applicants who applied via ARC/APRC will first need to apply for household registration (Certificates to prove house ownership, or a letter from your landlord or someone else that is willing to let you use their address to set it up, and other related documents, such as proof that property tax has been paid on the property, are required - as you are already a Taiwanese national and proved language proficiency via a test or attendance at a language school asking the HHRO which documents are required shoudn't be an issue at this stage.)

In 30 minutes or so you should be done with your Taiwanese ID Card in hand. You are now a fully fledged Taiwanese citizen.

Application for Taiwanese Alien Permanent Residence Certificate (APRC)

I have never applied for an APRC and would have no idea where to begin, however, seeing as it is more secure than a JFRV and seeing as many people who follow this blog may be interested, here is a comprehensive guide.

The three best resources at your disposal are as follows: 
1. Getting your Taiwan APRC (Alien Permanent Resident Certificate)

2. A Consolidated Compendium of APRC Procedures (Updated December 12, 2012)

3. APRC Application Procedures (Official Checklist)

An APRC is superior to an ARC in that you are no longer a resident based on the whims of an employer.  It is superior to a JFRV in that it isn't based on your marriage and can not be voided after a divorce or the death of your spouse.  However, it does have restrictions such as the minimum amout of time you need to stay in Taiwan etc.  All of that is dealt with in the above given links.  Renunciation of citizenship and naturalization is a huge step and not to be considered lightly, and due to the inherent disadvantages of a work related ARC or an ARC, the APRC is what I would recommend to 99.9% of foreigners.  Besides, if you can't qualify for an APRC it is rather unlikely you will be able to qualify for citizenship unless you're married to a Taiwanese citizen.  Also, many countries, such as the USA, don't allow resumption of citizenship once it has been renounced, and those that do are usually rather expensive or difficult to resume (with a few exceptions, like Australia).
Hence, for the vast majority of foreigners, an APRC is more than sufficient and will suit most needs perfectly.

Good luck!!

Taiwan Immigration Update II

Some news on that front. Eventually I received my Marital Status certificate and my Police Clearance certificate and put both through their paces by having them signed and certified by the SA ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Taipei Liaison Office in South Africa. In fact, for a nominal fee the South African lady who works there, Maya Du Rand will sort everything out for you. In fact, regarding the police clearance certificate, it's better if you send it directly to her and let her take it from there. You can contact her through the Taipei Liaison Office in Pretoria. She will take it to the criminal records bureau and sit on their butts to get them to hurry the process up and keep it within the promised 20 odd work day time-frame. She's an absolute life saver.

Those two documents were the big obstacles as basically anything that goes through the South African government takes ages. An American friend in Taiwan applied for his criminal record clearance from the US via the FBI and had it in hand within four weeks. The AIT got his marital status certificate within a week.

So all in all I had to prepare these documents:
1. South African police criminal record clearance
2. Marital status certificate
3. Taiwanese married certificate
4. A valid ARC
5. Arrival and departure certificate from NIA in Taiwan and proof of residence for 3 years (married applicants) or 5 years (single applicants).
6. Language proficiency certificate, which is either certified proof of Chinese language classes at a government approved language center such as Tai Da, NCKU etc., or the Language proficiency test (which I did and proudly scored 100% in).
7. Tax records proving you have earned twice the minimum Taiwanese salary (NT$ 17 836) or bank records or other proof showing you have cash or assets to the amount of NT$5 million.
8. Household registration certificate
9. Two photos, NT$200 and an application form. You also need your passport and some HHR offices require a Chinese chop (seal with your Chinese name).
*Note: All foreign documents need to be authenticated by MOFA, translated into Chinese and the translation authenticated by a local court.

All my documents were in order except for one snag. My tax records weren't sufficient because my ARC school (as many or most do here) lied on my tax returns. further investigation as to why revealed they do this (my school at any rate) and take the surplus the save on tax by giving in faulty returns and give it back to you at the end of your contract period as your "End of Contract Bonus". Initially I didn't think this would be a problem as married applicants don't have to give in tax records, only proof of work, and even that isn't necessary if you can prove that your Taiwanese family can and does take care of you financially (which is probably the case with foreign brides who mostly don't work, but come here for marriage and as housewives).
My problem was twofold:
1. I was still on a work related ARC and so had to give tax records as proof of income.
2. The three year period for married couples is the period you have been married, not your stay in Taiwan. Kiki and I will only be married for three years in February 2010.
The helpful staff at the HHR office suggested I apply for a family visa (Joining family residence Visa - JFRV) and return in February next year to apply for citizenship. I was worried that this would reset my clock and I would have to wait another three years before I could apply, but the lady at the HHR office said this is only the case at NIA (for things like APRCs etc.), but that the HHR office is only concerned with how long you've been married, not how long you've been on a visa or change of visa. She also assured us that as long as we don't leave the country before we apply I wont need to re-apply for a police criminal record or any documents from South Africa.
It is the route they recommend as it makes the procedure much smoother and easier, and it's the normal way of doing it - once again, due to experience with foreign brides that aren't in Taiwan on work ARCs.

So, that's where we are right now. I applied for a JFRV but I'll do another update for that as I think the info I gained will be useful to people who wish to apply for JFRVs and not necessarily naturalization.

Taiwan Immigration Update I

I'm going to start off this update with a picture of South Africa's new President. Jacob Zuma. You may notice that he's laughing. Well, considering how he escaped a very long prison sentence and somehow managed to climb up the political ladder to the pinnacle of power in SA, he has every reason to laugh. You may even think he's laughing at you. I'm sure, mostly he is. But today, he's laughing at me. And he's thinking, "Ah, my silly whitey. We want you to piss off, but before you go, we want to torture you some more."
You see, it seems the southern tip of Afrika will not release it's clutches unless it's given you an up the rear cavity search of a review of why you're immigrating. Just in case you forgot. Eish.

Three months ago I made the very inconvenient trip up to Taipei from Tainan to get my fingerprints taken (for my police clearance certificate) and to apply for a marital status certificate. The only two documents I need from South Africa. Thank all that's holy in this world!
I was ensured at length by one of the gentlemen there that the marital status wouldn't take longer than a month to six weeks at the most. It's been twice that and still no word.
Fortunately, I decided to delay sending my application for the police clearance as I suspected it would take longer due to elections, Easter and a myriad of public holidays and long weekends in South Africa during March and April. So, I sent it just over a month ago by registered airmail. This shouldn't have taken more than five to seven days to get to the Republic. However, almost four weeks after I'd sent it I get an e-mail from some woman in Alberton that says she's erroneously received my application papers in the post. I've checked the address and we definitely wrote it correctly on the envelope. How is this possible?

Now I need my aunt to go pick it up from this woman and then take it by hand to the Criminal records Bureau. As to the marital status certificate? Still no news. Perhaps that's also been lost in the post.
And all the while, JZ is laughing. Afrika. Is nice.